Plaid…check. Leather gloves…check. Over-sized sunglasses…check. Starbucks in hand….huh? Well, if you’re going to live the rockstar life with paparazzi tracking your every move, all day shopping sprees and endless parties until dawn, then you’ll need your caffeine fix whilst looking chic for the cameras!
Here’s some hot rock n roll looks and inspiration for this coming Fall 2009 season!
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”
She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”
To which I swear), without missing a beat, the flight attendant replied “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch.”